No dude, Oompa Loompas ARE weird.
And speaking of weird, Someone else has already done exactly what I had suggested WITH Fliper's permission.
Apparently, SJB has released a scoped M-4 pack, including an SPR, or DMR weapon, and this is posted right at the top of OFPEC's news page:
http://www.ofpec.com/intel/index.php?a=show&newsID=153And this is the info for the addon:
"heads up from Jackal326:
I thought I would let you guys know that I have finished the latest version (version 3) of my M4 Pack (other versions were Private Releases) and it is now ready for public release. It is in *.CAB and *.ZIP formats (both links attached) to accomodate those with programs such as \'PowerArchiver\' which can open *.CAB files (I dont believe \'WinZip\' can).
The pack adds 18 new M4 Variants all edited from FliPer\'s M4 which he gracefully gave permission for me to use. Marksman versions and Custom versions are present along with camo (pictured in zip) and SOPMOD variants which are also featured. Anyway, here are the links..."