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Missions Depot => Mission Discussion => Topic started by: LCD on 02 Sep 2004, 02:10:36
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lol
ok its 3:30 AM nd im SS (sleepy st00pid) and a great (::)) idea just got into ma mind and made post this while holding big knife infront of ma eyes
so em heres da idea (i wont go 2 sleep w/o postin it :-X :'()
lets make a plotline that the whole OFPEC community (that sees this thread... so advertise it as much as u can) will write together... so each d00d will write a line (or paragraph or as much as u want as long as its not 2 long :P) and then we all get together and make it ;D
so here r some rules for somin like that (dats all i can think bout in dis hr)
1 - you are not allowed to post 2 posts after each other
2 - the paragraph u write must b conected smhow to the paragraphs above u, and have open ending (so ny1 can continue)
3 - if u wrote here u may as well help in building da mision (as this will b somin ill direct, dont b afraid saying things u donno how 2 do... ill arrange that every1 works as much as he can :P ;))
4 - write here
[edit]5 - write the plotline in blue color
[edit]6 - if som1 writes b4 u.... u delete or edit
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so heres the story start (i may change it... .remember im writin this late night)
once upon the time there were happy lil country called OFPEC islands... one day the ppl of the 4th island everon woke up and discovered....
:cheers:
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P.S i know that st00pid nd i prooly wudnt have posted it if it wasnt late
fan mail send to my PM
if u wanna send money beer, girlz, babes + money beer, somin else dat u can smoke PM me nd ill give u da adress
all oder shit throw 2 da recycling bin
[edit] added new rule
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Oh boy.... this could either work, or it could be a disasterous failure.... ::)
Quick Q though: is this supposed to be a single mission, or a campaign? Meaning, should each post be like a little part of a mission, or basically close to a whole mission?
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worth a shot ;)....
we can do it either way ;D just that campaign will take hell lots of a misions... so right now lets say this gonna b long mision very long mision
past the next thing in the stroyline ppl ;D
even if it fail i hope it will strengthen the community ties w/ each other (wich its prooly wont but who cares ?::))
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...that there was a lot of truck traffic on one of the main roads, more than they have ever seen in their peaceful life in Ofpak Islands.
[won't send any beer, pot or whatever to you since you must have had too much of all that already to have this idea. ;) But hell, if nobody participates, it will fail for sure, so let's at least try it, people!]
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...and those trucks were filled with dictionarys and spellcheckers, but not everyone liked the idea of easily understandable sentences, so hatred grew, and the people started organizing resistance cells. . .
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@ fire-fox : its OFPEC islands :P
nywayz to the story
...one of the cells commanders, that had connections with high ranking russian officers....
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...had two sons. One had been killed in a road accident. The other ...
Use color for the lines in your post that are the script, so that you can scan the thread and find the lines easily.
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if u wanna send money beer, girlz, babes + money beer, somin else dat u can smoke PM me nd ill give u da adress
What about my sisters MSN? ;D
I'm gonna pick red just because I'm special. ;D
The other ... was a General in the Russian Army, name was
Say General Guba or I will kill you maggots!! ;D
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...djackl...the most feared pirate of the seven seas....
;D
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...He stole game after game and burned them, the pirate as he was, untill the people of the OFPEC islands discoverd that the trucks on Everon contained...
What? Somebody has to patch this story together! ;D
:beat: *Gets Shot* :beat:
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guys stick to somin on da story line make it patch :P and blue text plz :P nd more seriusly :P so mods let it stay ;) (not 2 serius tho... keep it fun)
....thousnds of hes burned spellcheckers and they wre all delivered to everons governer and that cused...
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a massive lowering of value of the Everon Dollar, as it's economical infrastructure was blown away 'cause a years production of spellcheckers was burned.
:beat: *Gets Shot* :beat:
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Then Bill Gates offered to give several copies of microsoft word to the citizens of Everon, then they all became addicted to a game called operation flashpoint.
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som1 plz shot jackl :P
ok lets start da action
.... som guyz dat got addicted to OFP decided 2 try it 4 real and shot some ppl from the resistance cells...
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[edit] new rulez guys check em
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Drunk police officers attempted to arrest the offenders....but ended up getting addicted too.
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... and then some resistance ppl who wanted to revenge theor fallen comrades attacked the prision and it begun a civil war between resistance and the government after they killed 7 cops in the attack....
start da action biatches
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[edit] this place is kept 4 armsty storyline... i donno wat happend 2 him... unless 2 ppl will post b4 he post :D ele ill delete this (comon 2 ppl post)
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" Then James Gastovski woke up, looked at the Everon News and decided to be Rambo again..."
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....and as soon as he was 100 from everons coast (in chopper) , he got shot down by resistance AA and died in horrible pain...
dont u just hate James Gastovski :P (now the US got good reason 2 come in ;))
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... hearing of this tragedy, his wife Sarah decided to join the special forces in order to revange the deat hof her husband...
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Cool idea LCD, I dont think this will work out as a mission, but for sure it will be something funny to look at on the OFPEC forums. ;D
cheers
Tomasz
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itll well make it 2 mision stage :P or mebe campaign ? lol
just gotta find a place 2 get the player in :P (and start some real storyline ::))
nd we can alwayz just make it 4 fun lol - its mision idea after all even if st00pid
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ppl add something to this plz!!!
::)
i wanna post again
:P
Tomasz
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:hmm:
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stop spammin ma thread biatches :P
hear that artak ?
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it could also make a movie :o
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A Movie is already being worked on, and we reeeeaallly dont need the competition right now :-[
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competition is good ;) stop spamming ppl i luv this thread... if u wanna say nythin u gotta continue the plot 1st
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... at the training she met Adam and fell in love with him. She could not last the first day of the training and asked Adam ( the trainer ) to get a bunch of the toughest men of America that would go to Everon, stop the plague of OFP and imprison the rebelians in Gauntanamo Bay.
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So Adam got together some of the toughest S.O.Bs in America including Mr cheesy himself Chuck Norris and Sly Stalone and they headed on over to Everon...
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.... when the everonian OFP ppl heard about the incoming army they united (resistance and government) and recruited the one and only double 0 - 0 his name is bond, tsakhi bond....
my superhero ownz u all :P
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... they stopped in Legoland to pick up Mr. T. Then they paradropped above above Montignac. The people living there were like ??? :noo: :hmm: :help: :tomato: :wow: :toocool:
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@ tomasz - edit ur post it doesnt suit the plotline b4 it :P
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tsakhi bond later found himself with a rash, and some bad food poisoning...
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...so he want to the hospital and started farting in the genreal direction of adams crew...
this is getting st00pid ::)
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later the crew was forced to clean the mess up, without any equipment, other then their bare hands...
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blue like u.... plz ::)
...when they were cleaning 1 of them decided 2 blow the mess up as quick cleaning way, but accidently he blow the whole squad exept adam, so adam decided 2 go on this task alone...
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they drowning in something nasty.....(go on from there)
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@bluelikeu
didnt he want 2 cleanse everon from OFP addiction ?
nywayz... i wrote that they all died in st00pid clreaing mess... so edit :P
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the only surviver of the drowning was questioned by reporters on what they drowned in, and where. He also decided to stop his operation flashpoint addiction......took a pistol and.....
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ok this is starting to get really really foolish and st00pid :P
so.. new storyline make it serius now guyz :P
lil fun is ok but thats becomin 2 much :P we gonna make mision outta this after all ::)
ok new plot (only writings in lime green will b accepted :P)
Location - Malden Island, Local army military base
Time - Dawn
The soldiers just wook up and went out 4 trainaing when there was emergency call to the officers radio...
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While listening to their orders, and situation reports, the soldiers knew that something was deeply wrong...
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..with the bravo company's last night mission which was to..
I can't believe I just did that.
/me goes to report to a moderator :P
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noooooooooooooooooooooo dont report this
....attack the last resistance group hidden in the forests...
LCD OUt
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As the group prepares for battle, team members begin to talk about their thoughts of the mission....
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..in the meantime our old friend Guba landed on a small beach, ordered some commands to his small force, and smiled like a devil..
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he knew that nobody could stop him at this point...his attack would be unhindered...
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...and while he was moving a squad of his to scout the forest area and they reported some local goverment soldiers searching empty base....
keep the storyline.... u just left them resistance ppl alone :P
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...They were astonished, for there were only five government soldiers there. They decided to take the initiative and...
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....so they 6 man patrol started sneaking towards the troops hoping to take them prisioners, but when they got 20 meters away from them the greenman of the squad farted...
soz dudes ;D i just had 2 ::)
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... the breeze made the gov men faint.... ::)
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...and he passed out too. The rest of the scouts took the Government soldiers as POW's. This while Guba had already build a command HQ near the coast and this is where the POW's were taken for questioning along with the passed out team leader...
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...the leader of the POWs said "DONT KILL ME, I ONLY KNOW WHERE THE HIDDEN RESEARCH FACILITY IS"...
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djackls post doesnt count as it was written in green and not lime color so just ignore (djackl plz delete)
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ok come on LSD, were carring the plot
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ok ok......... next time :P so djackl change the color :P
....so they slapped his booty till he told em the truth, cuz they know malden didnt have secret reaserch facility....
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[edit] :P
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now its ok
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... then Guba gave the call for the paradrop to begin. The entire battalion dropped from 2 Antonovs onto La Riviere...
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i jsut reported djackl... igonre him
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What you got against sharks? you seem to like killing dolphins
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but many of the men had been misdropped and were scattered all over malden.
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gononer... edit :P djackl have been reported to moderator, his post is not in the stoory.... bad case of post st00pidity :P
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ahem, look at the title
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I carried on frm Tomasz's post >:(
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ohh soz gooner ;D me very sorry
@ djackl
the idea itself was st00pid (my idea 4 community plotline) but the story itself suposed 2 b serius :P
follow the thread :P
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Ahem :
....so they 6 man patrol started sneaking towards the troops hoping to take them prisioners, but when they got 20 meters away from them the greenman of the squad farted...
Hmm...real serious.
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very very serious :P (that cud b part of plotline more than the sharks :P)
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Anyway sumone carry on the story :) .
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...Guba sent word out to all his officers to rally the surviving troops but...
P.S. stupid is spelt with a u, not two 0s
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..however, opposing forces managed to cut off the survivors, and they were utterly defeated...
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except for one young private called
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...James Gastovski...
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very smart djackl.. i already had that fight w/ som1 :P never saw him after dat :D
....but he changed his name cuz all his classmates used to luagh at him, to boris luccin, he went and hid with some communits family...
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who owned the bestest, mightiest, toughest .....
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...car?...
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which had spinning rims and 20"s the size of his moms... well thewy were big.... but he could of only gotten them from a well known drug dealer of everon...
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[edited] read my next post b4 u post ;D (2 posts ahead :moon:
Yo cpt
*salutes
sup d00d ?
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D*mn, were deviating again. I was really counting on this to be a good mission story, until a car with spinning wheels and 20's came up.
So, i'll start where Gooner left off..
...drug running operation of all 4 islands....
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wise choice blue :wave: i like ya :P
ignore ma last post (ill edit, ignore cpt winters.... sry d00d :P, ignore djakle,i hate ya :P :moon: j/k just stop starting new plotlines :P)
and me lemme c... were did bluelikeu stop
wich wasnt that impressive as the isalnds r not that big, but they had a way of smuggling him back...
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they knew a contact who cud smuggle Boris out by hiding him in his truck but there was one problem.....
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...they didn't have a boat...
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and the only boats on the island were held in an American base.
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...The boats were under the guard of Colonel Blake, the leader of some of the fiercest soldiers in the quad-island area...
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heyy lcd wast up u pimp. fine dont like my post ill do a right one :P bluelikeu
..but the area where the boats were, was heavily guarded...
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.... so Boris decided to fly off, for he was too injured to fight the fiercest men in the area ( like he wasnt one of them )...
guys, Ivan was a russian paratrooper, how in the world could he be James Gastovski?
Tomasz
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achhh, changing plot again, please re-edit
.... so Boris decided to fly off, for he was too injured to fight the fiercest men in the area ( like he wasnt one of them )...
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not ignoring everything djackl said.... ignoring everything that doesnt have conection to the plot, or is st00pid, ot starting whole new plaotline things thay ny1 said (but djackl is doing the most of it ::))
umm stop spamming
*watever bluelikeu said*
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Hey at least im deleting my posts if u dont like em.
I'll continue from where Cpt winters left off.
...The soldiers decided to launch an attack on the dock where the boats were kept, but...
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i delete ma own posts to :D
nywayz there was only 1 soldier ? and some drug cartel tingy ?
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... they lacked the amunitions...
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..... so they decided to give up, yelling "Oh great foes, we are nothing compared to your fart power! lol. So they all lived happily ever after until...
LK
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>:( ok whatever..
until they decided to go back in time to the previous post...
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@ blue
LKs post doesnt count.. cuz it aint green... u can continue with the amo tingy :P
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LAST post here
this thread is in better place now ::)
it will b reopened with backing of OFPEC staff later... more organised and stuff :P
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